Sunday, 18 July 2010

Howe Thyme-Fleiss.

Howe Thyme-Fleiss is an award-winning actor, author, designer and tree surgeon. He will be contributing to "The AZ of Good" project - more information on which can be found at the bottom of this page.

Thyme-Fleiss is currently in a coma at Knutsford Psychiatric Hospital.

He likes eating food and walking really slow, but not at the same time.

When not in a coma, Howe lives in a treehouse. He has 3 kitchens in his treehouse (one kitchen for breakfast, one for lunch and one for dinner).

Howe had never sworn or used a cuss word until recently, as he was told by his parents when he was younger that if he swore then his lungs would explode. He only recently cottoned on to the fact that this did not happen to other people when they swore, and it was therefore unlikely to happen to him. His first swear words were reportedly "C*cking Hell!", but this is unclear, as not only was he alone when he said this, but his lungs exploded immediately after he said it.

Doctors are confident they can use revolutionary new techniques to replace his lungs with bagpipes, but are concerned this will restrict his speech to sudden bursts of 'Mull of Kintyre'.

He wants to be an astronaut when he grows up, like his father, and mother.

If you, like Howe, also like 'short shorts', then click on his name at the top of this post.

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