Silly Olympics.

Bill Dance and Max Baer.

EMBED-Outtakes From Bill The Fishing Guy - Watch more free videos

Brave / Fun.

Nighty Night.

The Banana Splits.

Pivot!

Bunk Beds.

Meanwhile, In New Zealand...

Pryor & Wilder.

The Day Today (Episode 2).

The Day Today (Episode 1).

Mid Morning Matters - Episode 12.

Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Blackadder III.

Mid Morning Matters - Episode 7.

Make Yourself A Drink, Baby.

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Gary Delaney.

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• There are fog patches on the M6. I can only presume it is trying to give up fog.
• I've just stolen a chicken, and now I'm going to have to make a run for it.
• Good news: I'm working from home today. Bad news: I'm a fireman.
• As a child I was forced to exercise by my father, who in turn was forced to exercise by his father. I only hope that I can break the cycle.
• The 300th rule of OCD Club is...
• My friend Elspeth warned me 'Never ever shorten my name to Elsie'. 'Or what?', I said. 'Or Else', she said.
• Having been accused of tagging the office whiteboard, I have vowed to clear my name.
• I've always wanted to smoke tobacco through some sort of wooden tube - but I guess that's just a pipe dream.
• Me and my girlfriend are watching every episode of Sex and the City back-to-back, hopefully I'll be the one facing away from the telly.
• I'm appearing in a new play about a man walking his dog. They've given me the lead.
• Listening to all the budget uproar in parliament makes me realise that Mr Speaker is the shittest of all the Mr Men.
• Just thrown my brother out for creosoting things without asking me first - I told him to never darken my door again.
• To a pearl the world is their oyster.
• All work and no play makes Jack an inefficient playwright.
• My Roger Moore look-a-like competition has certainly raised a few eyebrows.

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Blackadder Goes Forth.

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YOU.
SHOT.
MY.
SPECKLED.
JIM!

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The Battle for Michael Caine.

Tony Cowards.

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• Started watching a documentary about Fort Knox but found it really hard to get into.
• At the moment I'm struggling to draw breath, but then again I'm not much of an artist anyway.
• Saw a play last night, about a classic car restoration - it was a complete Triumph.
• I've been asked to run the London marathon next year, but I've had to say no as I've no experience of organising anything that large.
• My nemesis is the German Sausage - it's my own Würst enemy.
• Wiltshire council can't clear the roads of snow because they are using the grit for medical purposes - that's just rubbing salt in the wound.
• What was Charles Darwin's favourite computer game?             'Pro-Evolution Soccer'.
• Just watched a biopic about the man who invented 'Wotsits' - was ok, but a bit cheesy.
• If your car breaks down when you're giving Salt n Pepa a lift, don't worry - they push it real good.
• Just heard voices coming from the wine cellar - I think it's just the drink talking.
• Advent calendars - your days are numbered.
• They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but not when you're on a first date with a stutterer.
• Jokes about time travel are so next year.
• When I won a free makeover at the cosmetics counter I was made up.

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