Showing posts with label Opinion Onion.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Opinion Onion.. Show all posts

Monday, 9 August 2010

Opinion Onion (Part 7 of 365).

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Onions like trees.


Onions, like trees, have rings.


The rings within trees reveal a tree's age - which is great.




But, in my opinion, onion rings are tastier (and easier to cook).


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Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Opinion Onion (Part 6 of 365).

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Both opinions and onions can make you cry.


But onions don't make me cry.



Nor do opinions.




Eyes make me cry.


So I say "keep your eyes, opinions and onions peeled at all times".


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Sunday, 18 July 2010

Opinion Onion (Part 5 of 365).

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Onions are in many ways like people.

They grow when nurtured, have a distinctive smell, and deteriorate as they age.

People have opinions.

So, given that we’ve already established that onions are like people, and that people have opinions (and onions), is it possible for onions to have opinions?

If you are an onion, and have an opinion on whether onions have opinions, or that, in your opinion, it is not possible for onions to have opinions, please get in touch.


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Saturday, 17 July 2010

Opinion Onion (Part 4 of 365).

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In my ironic, anointed opinion, a neon nion anion is an un-ironed bionic ion.

A union of iconic onions.


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Friday, 16 July 2010

Opinion Onion (Part 3 of 365).

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‘Nion’ is the Irish name of the fifth letter of the Ogham alphabet, ᚅ, probably meaning "fork".

‘Nion’ is also a world-class developer of advanced scanning transmission electron microscopes and other electron-optical instruments.

As mentioned before, an ‘onion’ is a belief or conclusion held with confidence but not substantiated by positive knowledge or proof.

An ‘opinion’ is an ‘ion’ that has been opined.

It is also root vegetable.

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Thursday, 15 July 2010

Opinion Onion (Part 2 of 365).

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An ‘ion’ is an atom or molecule in which the total number of electrons is not equal to the total number of protons, giving it a net positive or negative electrical charge.

An ‘anion’ (pronounced /ˈænaɪən/; an-eye-on), from the Greek word ἀνω (anο), meaning "up", is an ion with more electrons than protons, giving it a net negative charge (since electrons are negatively charged and protons are positively charged).

An ‘onion’ is a bulbous plant (Allium cepa) cultivated worldwide as a vegetable.

An ‘opinion’ is a belief or conclusion held with confidence but not substantiated by positive knowledge or proof.

It is also a root vegetable.

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Wednesday, 14 July 2010

Opinion Onion (Part 1 of 365).

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Does the word ‘onion’ look like the word ‘opinion’, or does ‘opinion’ look like ‘onion’?

Why…both, surely.

These words certainly look fun when written together, and appear to be happy next-door neighbours, but did you know that an ‘opinion’ is also a root vegetable?

Well it is.

At least in my humble onion, it is.

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