Tuesday, 16 November 2010

Lions, Statues, Vending Machines.


57 out of 100 ornithologists believe that "the MGM lion, whose name was Reuben, was also the inspiration behind the idea of the 'Lion Bar' confectionary snack - as he used to consume 3 litres of chocolate a day".

45 of those 57 think that "if a statue of a person on a horse that has both front legs in the air, then the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, then the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; and if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died having played 'chicken' with a motor vehicle".

2 of those 45 think that "20 people a week die in America when crushed as a result of shaking vending machines. It happens when they attempt to illegally loosen up free merchandise such as soft drinks, savoury snacks, roast dinners and Persian rugs".


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