Never Punch A Gifthorse In The Mouth: Haggis, Short Legs, Peter Pan Pizza.

Thursday, 2 September 2010

Haggis, Short Legs, Peter Pan Pizza.

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5 out of every 25 Britons think that haggis is a hilltop-dwelling animal.

2 of those 5 believe the animal to possess "sharp tooth, long back and short legs".

1 of those 2 also thinks 'deep pan' pizza was invented by Peter Pan.

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