Thursday 22 July 2010

Ducks.

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Yesterday I took my shoes off and threw them in the lake.

A duck threw them back and said "don't throw stuff unless it's food".

I immediately apologised to the duck, blaming Kate Bush for my actions, and went on my way.


I came back later and threw a Twix in the lake, in order to make up for my earlier misdemeanour.


I then felt stupid, because I'd forgotten to take the wrapper off.

The duck wasn't pleased.

"Stop and think next time", it said. "It's not easy for us to eat confectionary unless you take the wrapper off first".



"Sorry", I said.


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